Monday, March 28, 2011

If I Were a Pinup

"Your appearance is now what we call 'residual self image.' 
It is the mental projection of your digital self."

(Make your own pinup here.)

So what do you call the digital projection of your unrealistically curvy mental self? You know, the same one who wears sheer black stockings in the kitchen everyday (right!) and never has brown roots showing under the blonde locks that are always perfectly styled to frame a freshly made-up face. (Pfft!)

At least I can party and cook. And make nerdy Matrix references.

Curves shmurves.

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